The Man Who Turns Tragedy into Therapy: Meet Mr. Kelvin, the Neighbourhood Comfort Guru 😂

Mr. Kelvin is that one guy in the neighbourhood everyone knows. People call him “the walking comfort centre.” Whenever someone cries, he magically appears with a tissue box like it’s his personal weapon.

📜 After His Wife’s Death
When his wife passed away, neighbours rushed in with enough advice to start a new reality show called “Extreme Grief Counselling.”
One said, “Time heals everything, bro.”
Another said, “She’s in heaven, smile more.”
And one absolute legend even said, “I’ve been married three times, you can borrow one of mine!”

Kelvin thought: “Wait… are they comforting me or auditioning for a comedy club?”



😢 His Therapy Hack: Other People’s Misery
From then on, Kelvin invented a new therapy—“Look at someone else’s misery, and yours feels tiny.”

One day, Mr. John came over, looking like a man who tried to rob a bank but got robbed by the bank instead. His business failed so badly that his shop’s signboard was now his most valuable asset.

Kelvin laughed so hard while consoling him, it looked like he had just won the lottery.

😆 Comparing Tragedies 101
Kelvin said, “Come on, John! Compared to you, my pain is nothing! I only lost my wife—you lost your business, your house, your car, AND even your WIFI!”

John, confused: “Why are you laughing?”
Kelvin: “Because your sadness just made me feel better!”

At that point, John wondered: “Is this guy… the paradox of sadness?”

🎓 Life Lesson
Now Kelvin plans to write a book called “Comparing Sorrows & Laughing Therapy.” Chapter One: “The Kind of Sadness That Makes You Giggle.”

The neighbourhood folks ask him, “Kelvin, do you even have sadness?”
He replies, “Of course! But when I see yours, mine gets so shy it runs away.”

😂 The Final Twist
Kelvin now laughs whenever he sees tears. If someone cries, he goes:
“Don’t worry, your pain is part of my therapy package!”

So, if you ever feel down, just visit Kelvin. He’ll probably say,
“Your sadness is the reason I’m smiling today!” 😄

👉 Be honest—do you have a Kelvin-type person in your life? 

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